Hell's Angel

Michael:  Asa, did you teach Luna how to ride a motorcycle?

Asa: Maybe.

Michael:  Did you tell her to drive over to Alex’s place?

Asa:  It's possible.

Michael:  And to park it inside?

Asa:  My memory is a little fuzzy there.

Michael:  She said you told her to rev it up so loud it breaks the fucking windows.

Asa:  I totally remember that.

Michael:  Dammit Asa! You owe me for some fucking windows.

Asa:  Hahaha! Nice.

Michael:  You know she’s probably headed back over to your place, you asshole.

Asa:  Shit. I got to go.

Baked Begonias

Michael:

“Luna, where are you going with all those flowers?”

“To the kitchen.”

“Please don’t put them in the oven again, okay?”

“Why not?”

“Luna...”

“I won’t turn them on broil again.”

*glare*

“And I won’t forget about them again this time, either.”

“No!”

“Dammit! You’re no fun.”

“Go back outside.”

“Well at least let me put them in a vase.”

“Fine.”

“So I can put them on a burner.”

“Luna, get out!”

“Dammit! Fine.”

Basket Case

Asa to Alex:

“What the fuck are you watching?”

“The news.”

“Give me the remote. That shit is stupid.”

“Fine.”

“Whoa, wait. Is that Luna?”

“Oh my god. I think it is.”

“What the hell is she doing at an Easter egg hunt?”

“I think she’s dressed as a bunny!”

“Yeah but not the Easter bunny.”

“Oh my god.”

“I bought her that outfit.”

“You idiot, go pick her up!”

“Why me?”

“Because you bought her that, you asshole.”

“Fair enough… and my pleasure.”

Eye Candy

Luna to Asa:

“Oh dear lord, would you look at that.”

“Shut up Luna.”

“But he’s hot!”

“I said shut up.”

“Can’t help it. Never seen such a fine ass.”

“I don’t want to hear this shit.”

“You know, if you weren’t here I’d go over and talk to him.”

“I guess he owes me one then.”

“Fuck you.”

“Watch it, female.”

“Oh, I am. That I am.”

“This is your last chance, Luna. Knock it off!”

“Why should I?”

“Because if you don’t, I’ll go find out his name for myself.”

“Don’t do that.”

“And where he lives.”

“No!”

“And we’ll have a little chat about you, him and I.”

“Asshole.”

“That’s right but look, your eyes back on me now. Where they belong.”

Last Straw

Michael:

"Luna, did I just catch you drinking that beer through a straw?
Cut it out.
Why?
I’ll tell you why.
Because first of all, we’re in public.
Second of all, you’re drunk enough already.
And third of all little lady, that is not your beer."

Smile

Michael:

Luna, get out of the car.
Come on.
You’re going to make us late.

I’m serious!
Wipe that frown off your face,
And let’s go.

Do I have to drag you out?
You know I will.

Fine.
Have it your way.

Why do you always have to be so difficult?
Let go of the steering wheel.

God, you’ve got one hell of a grip.
But I happen to know you’re ticklish!

Did you just threaten to scream?
Luna.

If you do, I’ll take you straight home.
But you’re going to be very happy about it.

Let go of the steering wheel.
Thank-you.

Now hurry up and no biting this time.
Poor dentist.

Smile, honey.
And put away the matches.

Coin Toss

Asa to Anthony:

“Where is Luna?”

“I don’t know. She asked for coins to toss in the fountain then went up the escalator.”

“That doesn’t make any sense, the fountain’s down here.”

“There she is! Throwing them down from the third floor.”

“Go get her.”

“Why? She’s not hurting anybody.”

“She won’t be aiming for the fountain much longer.”

“You called that one.”

“I can’t believe you lost track of her.”

“Poor people, look at them scatter.”

“Go get her!”

“Here she comes.”

“Thank god.”

“I think she’s being chased though.”

“Not anymore.”

“That had to hurt.”

“Anthony?”

“What, boss?”

“Next time you give Luna coins, break up the rolls.”

“Got it.”