Cheeky

Michael:

“Luna, that skirt is a little short. Don’t you think?”

“I don’t know, can you see my ass?”

“Yes I can.”

“It’s perfect then.”

“You’re not leaving in that.”

“Yes I am.”

“Fine but I’m adding a handprint.”

“What?!”

“You heard me.”

“Grrr, fine I’ll go change.”

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Asa:

“Luna you’re late, let’s go.”

“Sorry.”

“Hold on. That skirt is a little short, don’t you think?”

“But I wore it just for you!”

“Dammit, Luna. I can’t take you out in that.”

“Why not? I thought you liked my ass.”

“I do. It’s the handprint I can do without.”