Showing posts with label dialougue. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dialougue. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Girl Interrupted


“Asa, I don’t like that new chic in town. Can you make her disappear?”

“What? No, Luna. She’s a nice lady.”

“Oh my god, you’ve already talked to her?”

“Yeah, a little bit. Calm down.”

“I totally hate her now.”

“Why?”

“She is… well as you would say, not in my best interest.”

“What is going on, Luna.”

“I found a red hair in Alex’s car. I was this close to setting it on fire.”

“So what if he gave her a ride somewhere?”

“I wasn’t aware he had so much free time! I can fix that.”

“Alex is a pussy, why do you even care. Just focus on making the guy you do have, happy.”

“I could never make you happy.”

“I was talking about Michael.”

“Oh.”

“Just ignore her, okay?”

“That’s not gonna happen.”

“That’s an order, drop it.”

“You’ve already fucked her, haven’t you!”

“None of your business.”

“Oh, this means war you fucking asshole!”

“Stop throwing things, Luna.”

“Give me one good reason!”

“There’s a lady at the door.”

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Princess and the Pea

Michael:

"Luna, what’s troubling you?"

"Nothing."

"Quit stabbing at your vegetables then."

"I’m not hungry."

"It’s not their fault."

"I don’t like peas."

"What are you talking about? You love peas."

"Not today. Today I hate peas. Today I declare war on peas. Peas shall quake in my presence. Peas shall fear me and today, peas shall fly."

"Young lady, if you are loading up that spoon with the intent to launch your food, let me forewarn you such action will result in a myriad of consequences including but not limited to..."

Luna: *launches peas*

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Bird Brain

Michael:

“Luna, what do you have in your hands?”

“A bird.”

“Why are you carrying it around the house?”

“For fun.”

“Take it back outside before it gets away.”

“Okay.”

“Did you just put it in your mouth?”

*nods* 

“What the fuck did you do that for? Don’t answer that. 
Just go set it free, will you?
Idiot.”