Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Eye Candy


Luna to Asa:


“Oh dear lord, would you look at that.”

“Shut up Luna.”

“But he’s hot!”

“I said shut up.”

“Can’t help it. Never seen such a fine ass.”

“I don’t want to hear this shit.”

“You know, if you weren’t here I’d go over and talk to him.”

“I guess he owes me one then.”

“Fuck you.”

“Watch it, female.”

“Oh, I am. That I am.”

“This is your last chance, Luna. Knock it off!”

“Why should I?”

“Because if you don’t, I’ll go find out his name for myself.”

“Don’t do that.”

“And where he lives.”

“No!”

“And we’ll have a little chat about you, him and I.”

“Asshole.”

“That’s right but look, your eyes back on me now. Where they belong.”