Saturday, April 21, 2012


Luna had an imaginary friend, who stole a bottle of wine. Michael thought it was a lame excuse and messed with Luna’s mind.

“Okay Luna, who stole the wine then... if it wasn’t you?”

“It was Tilly.”


“Tilly did it, I bet.”

“Oh yes, Tilly. Your imaginary friend, I remember her. Why don‘t you tell me a little more about… Tilly, Luna.”

“Like what?”

“What does she look like?”

“Oh, she’s really nice and has long, curly red hair.”

“Is she hot?”


“I asked if she was hot Luna, answer the question. Does she have nice tits?”


“Are they big tits?”


“Are they perky tits?”

“Stop it! You’re not being very nice.”

“Do you like to touch them, Luna? Do you like touch her tits?”


“I’ll take that as a yes.”

“No you won‘t!”

“Too late. I like this Tilly friend of yours. Tell Tilly to come sit on my lap. I want to check out those tits of hers.”

“Stop teasing me!”

“I’m not teasing you Luna, I’m teasing your girlfriend now be quiet, she‘s trying to whisper in my ear.”

“She is not my girlfriend!”

“That’s not what she just said. Hold on. What’s that Tilly?”

“Stop it.”

“She says you’re a kinky girl, Luna.”

“No she didn‘t.”

“She says you two like to kiss.”

“No, she did not!”

“She says you two like to play in the shower.”

“Stop it, sir!”

“She says you two like to rub each other’s…”

“BLAH BLAH BLAH! Okay FINE! I’ll go get your stupid wine! But whatever you do… just SHUT UP and STOP TALKING TO TILLY!”

Saturday, April 14, 2012



“Oh hi, Asa.”

“What are you doing in my desk?”

“Looking for a pen.”


“I don’t know.”



“What are you doing in my desk?”

“Looking for a cigarette.”



“Don’t touch my shit.”


“What’ve you been up to? We haven‘t talked in a while.”

“You mean since you killed that guy?”

“I found him in your fucking room and I’ve got bad news for you, Luna. The prick was seen jumping from his car. He got out before it blew up, then he disappeared from the scene.”

“He’s still alive?”

“Not for much longer, and get that fucking smile off your face!”

“Ouch! Okay, okay, okay!”

“God, you’re fucking clueless, bitch! Seriously.”

“No I’m not!”

“You’re still in danger. Get that through your fucking head!”

“No I’m not. He‘s just a stupid pervert. Ow.”

“Let’s get something straight, right now.”


“Shut up and listen. The guy is dead Luna, but until I fucking find him, you need to follow my orders. Got it?”


“He is dangerous, Luna.”

“Okay fine, I believe you, sir.”

“Sir, nice. She finally gets around to calling me sir. Okay fine. Well now that you’re feeling a little more subservient, let’s get to the real reason why you’re here.”

“Why‘s that sir?”

“Hehehe, god you’re clueless.”

Thursday, April 5, 2012


Asa ordered his men to hunt the intruder down. He told Luna to stay in his office. He loaded his gun and glared at her, then left to check out her room.

He kicked in the door, there was no one around. He went to check out her closet. He opened the door and nestled his gun against the voyeur’s head.

The man in turn, let go of her clothes and put his hands in the air. Asa was tempted to kill him, but he asked a question instead.

“What’s your name?”

“I’m an unarmed man.”

“I didn’t ask for your mistake. I asked for your name.”

“Look man, I didn’t mean any harm by being here, I just… OUCH! FUCKER! What did you punch me in the face for!”

“Tell me your name, or I’ll do it again.”

“OUCH! FUCK MAN! You didn‘t even give me a chance that time!”



“How the hell did you get in here?”

“That’s a secret, man.”

“You’re a dead, man.”


“What are you doing here!”

“Just followed the pretty little bitch in!”

“It was a bad idea.”

“Actually, I’ve been having a great time, until now!”

Asa hit the man again, then told him to get outside. He didn’t like him in Luna’s room. The voyeur complied, coerced by the gun. Once there, he was surrounded by men.

Everyone was armed, except for the man. His face was covered in blood. Asa was about to finish him off, when Luna came rushing in.

He told her to leave but she didn’t want to, so he told her not to watch. She walked over and stood in front of the man, but no one lowered their gun.

Asa told Luna to move but she didn’t want him to die, she said let him go back to the city. Asa got mad but pretended to agree. He told Luna, it was a great idea.

The voyeur’s car was parked nearby, escorted he made his way. He slowly backed out onto the street, drove off and disappeared. For a moment, everything went quiet, until the car went boom.

Asa grinned then glared at Luna and told her to go back inside.