Friday, February 22, 2013

Pool Party


“Hi Luna, you look mad as hell and in such a pretty dress! What’s wrong?”

“You! You’re what’s wrong, I saw you kiss that stupid girl.”

“What? Who? You mean that nice lady over there? I kissed the back of her hand!”

“I know you did and I didn’t like it.”

“Are you serious?”

“Don’t mess with me buster, I warned you. Keep your paws off the competition when I’m around or I will go berserk.”





“So tell me Luna, what would you do if I walked over there right now and kissed that girl again?”

“You really want to know?”

“Yes, I do.”




“Wait… Luna, get back here! Oh shit.”


“Hey Alex. Do you mind telling me why Luna just ran off and pushed some poor woman into the pool?”

“She’s crazy! I just kissed the back of some lady’s hand and Luna went ballistic!”

“Oh boy. Sounds like her but I think she’s about to regret it. Check it out, Asa is sneaking up behind her.”

“Oh no.”

“Oh yes and there she goes! Into the pool. Fantastic job, Asa. I know you don’t like him Alex, but you got to admit, he has a very special way of communicating with her.”

“Can’t argue that point.”

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I better go take care of this. If I remember right, the delinquent is wearing a white dress and the wrong day of the week on her backside.”

“She’s a difficult student, sir.”

“Yeah, I know she is. I know.”

Monday, February 18, 2013

Game On


“Luna, put down that game. You’ve been playing it for hours.”

“Okay, just a minute.”

“That’s what you said 20 minutes ago, put it down.”

“I will.”

“Put it down.”


“LUNA, PUT IT DOWN! For Christ’s sake, what the hell is so fascinating about that damn game?”

“Nothing. I just want to win, I guess.”

“There’s a little more to it than that. Give it here.”

“In a minute.”




“OH MY GOD! I think the world just ended.”

“It’s dinnertime. The world will start spinning again once you’ve eaten.”

“I’m not hungry anymore.”

“Don’t you dare tell me you’re hungry, then turn around and tell me you don’t want to eat.”

“I just want my stupid game back.”

“Tomorrow morning.”


“You’ll live.”

“No I won’t. I’m going to scream.”

“Don’t you dare.”

“I’m totally going to scream.”

“Oh yeah? Well if you do, I’m going to shove these in your mouth…”

“Are those… panties?”

“You don’t recognize them?”


“Whoops, me bad.”


“Calm down, Luna.”

“You miserable prick, I can’t believe you!”

“Luna I said calm down. It was just my handkerchief… see?”

“Give it here.”


“You asshole.”

“See Luna, now that was a fun game. Eat your dinner.”

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Be Mine


“LUNA! What the hell happened in here? There are feathers everywhere!”

“I did it… I killed Cupid!”

“Looks to me like you’ve destroyed yet another perfectly good pillow.”

“Yeah well, his name was Cupid.”

“Spit that feather out of your mouth and clean up this mess.”

“Okay, fine.”

*door slam*

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Safety First


“Hey Luna! Where do you think you’re going?”

“Cutting class, so nowhere really.”

“Get in the car.”


“Buckle up.”

“Where were you headed, sir?”

“None of your business. Where would you like to go?”

“I don’t care, just get me away from here.”

“Why? What happened.”

“I don’t want to talk about it.”

“Good, me neither. I’m still mad at you.”


“You don’t seem very concerned.”

“OUCH! What the fuck did you slam on your brakes for? That hurt!”

“Good! You deserved it. I thought I told you to buckle up.”

“All you had to do was ask.”

“Shut up, Luna. You’re starting to give me a headache.”


“Suck on my cock for a little while, that ought to keep you quiet.”

“Very funny, sir.”

“I wasn’t kidding.”

“Is that Alex behind us?”


“OUCH! Fuck! You did that on purpose again. I think you broke my elbow this time.”


“I was going to but I forgot.”

“That’s not Alex. What kind of crack have you been smoking?”

“I don’t like crack.”

“Yes you do, hehehe. Which reminds me Luna, I got a little surprise for you the next time you come over.”

“Uh-oh. What is it?”

“It’s a fucking surprise, Luna. That means you don’t get to know.”

“I’m kind of worried.”

“You should be. I suppose we could go there now. Would you like that?”

“I’m not sure.”

“Make up your mind but remember, you don’t get a safe word when you're with me.”

“I know.”

“I’m not going to wait any longer for your answer, Luna.”

“Why not?”

“Because I don't really care what it is. Are you buckled up?”


“Perfect. Let’s go.”

Friday, February 8, 2013



“Luna, what the hell happened while I was gone? I’ve never seen so many nervous people and why did you take off before I left? I worried about you. Where the hell did you go?”

“I went over to Alex’s.”

“That late at night? What the fuck, Luna! That was completely inappropriate.” 

“That’s what he said but it started raining, so he let me in.”

“And shortly after that he took you home.”

“No. I stayed the night.”

“You fucking WHAT? Well, that explains all the fucking tension around here! What the hell where you thinking? What the hell was HE thinking? I want to talk to that bastard, right now!”

“Wait, don’t call him, please! He’s already mad at me for going over there and he made me sleep on the couch, promise. He just threw me a couple of… pillows, sir.”

“He should’ve taken you home.”

“He wanted to but Jordon started banging on the door and yelling at him. It pissed him off so he let me stay.”

“That’s fucking great. Well, I guess I can’t blame Alex for what happened, that leaves you.”

“Fine. Can I go now?”

“No you may not. Why did you tell Asa you weren’t his girl anymore?”

“Because he thinks I still like him but I don’t, promise.”

“I don’t believe a word you say. I should just lock you up when I leave.”

“No, just stop leaving.”

“That’s sweet Luna but you know I have important business to take care of.”


“Fix the attitude.”


“Go get ready for bed.”

“But I don’t...”




“Hey Alex, this is Michael. Call me when you get this message. It’s fucking important.”  

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

His Girl


“So Luna, rumor has it you didn’t make it home last night. Rumor has you got into a fight with Michael and went over to Alex’s place.

Rumor has it neither one of you… would answer the fucking door.

You’re lucky I wasn’t there, Luna. I would’ve set the building on fire and waited for you.

Tell me you didn’t fuck him.

You’re MINE you stupid bitch.

Your eagerness could embarrass a whore.”


“Fuck off, Asa.

I’m not a stupid bitch and I’m not your stupid girl. You bring me down and wear me out and I’m done with you. Read my lips, prick…

I’m NOT your fucking girl anymore.”


“Excuse me, Luna but I don’t believe you ever were... HIS girl.” 

Sunday, February 3, 2013

An Ounce of Indiscretion


“Luna, what are you doing out in the rain?”

“Waiting for you to open up your stupid door! What the hell took you so long?”

“Well first of all little missy, I wasn’t expecting company this late and second of all, once I realized someone was here, I took a moment to pray to god it wasn’t you.”

“That wasn’t very nice. Are you going to let me in or not.”

“Have you run away again?”


“Fuck Luna, why do you always come here when you get into trouble?”


“Fine, come in but I’m calling Michael.”

 “Never mind, I’ll go somewhere else then.”

“Get back here, it’s too nasty out. I take it back, I won’t call him... not right away at least.”

“Are you sure? I don’t want to be a burden on you.”

“Yes you do and too late. Take off your coat and put it on the rack. Can I get you something to drink?”

“Yes! Vodka, please.”

“A glass of water it is. Sit down and don’t touch anything. I’ll be right back.”


~~~  ~~~  ~~~

“LUNA! What the fuck did you do to my room?”

“I redecorated it.”


“Because you told me not to touch anything, like I’m some stupid kid or something.”


“I didn’t break anything, for the most part.”


“I’ll put everything back where I found it.”

“STOP! Don’t move. Sit back down and I’ll fix it later.”

“Fine but I was just trying to be nice.”

*dirty look*


“Take your glass of water and tell me what happened, Luna. Why are you here?”

“Michael said he’s leaving tonight to go back to work, says it’s important.”

“Really? He just got back into town yesterday, strange. You don’t get to spend much time with him anymore, do you?”

“No. I’m not important.”

“Don’t say that Luna, you know it’s not true. When does his flight leave?”


“It’s past that now, he’s already gone.”

“Good! Good riddens.”

“I feel bad for you sweetheart, I really do. How about I let you have ONE shot of vodka.”

“That would be awesome!”

“Hold on and I’ll be right back, but I don’t want any more surprises out of you tonight. No more!”

“Got it.”

~~~  ~~~  ~~~

“Okay Luna, here’s a shot of vodka and… what the hell happened to all your clothes?”

“They were wet from the rain and awfully uncomfortable, so I took them off.”

“Then use a couple pillows to cover up with!”

“If you insist.”

“I insist!”

“Sir, did you just take my shot?”

“Yes I did. I’ll be right back with the bottle.”

~~~  ~~~  ~~~

“Alex! What the hell happened to all your clothes?”

“You got them wet Luna, they were awfully uncomfortable. So, you still want a shot of vodka?”

“I think I’ve got more than one stiff drink to choose from.”

“You’re in so much trouble little missy.”

“You’re a very bad teacher, sir but I like this side of you!”

“And I like the backside of you, so stop talking and bring it on over here.”

“Okay, but are you still mad at me for…”


“But are you still…”

“I said shush.”




“Let go of the pillows, Luna.”

~~~  ~~~  ~~~