I Scream

Alex: “Luna, what are you doing? Everyone is outside looking for you.”

“Go tell them you haven’t seen me.”

“You’re sitting on my couch eating ice cream.”

“No, I’m not. It’s an illusion.”

“An illusion?”

“Yup, an illusion.”

“Hmmm. Well then, I guess the illusion wouldn’t mind if I took my ice cream back.”

“Hey! That wasn’t very nice and it was the illusion’s favorite flavor.”

“Are those my slippers?”

“Maybe. You have big feet.”

“Luna, how the hell did you even get in here?”

“Through the doggie door, in the back.”

“I don’t have a doggie door here, anywhere.”

“You do now! It doesn’t actually have a door on it yet. It’s just a big hole but you’re welcome.”

“I don’t even want to go look.”

“Suit yourself but I think you’ll like it, I made it as big as possible.”

“Fuck, Luna.”

“Don’t have to ask me twice! Bring it on cowboy, yeeee-haw! Hey, who are you calling?”

“Michael, I found her. Yes, please come get her. Yes, as soon as possible if not quicker. Yes, you’ll need the check book again. Thanks, bye.”