Tuesday, March 13, 2012


Asa relied on Jordon to be his right-hand man. It was his job to watch over Luna one night. One thing led to another and both of them wound up drunk.


“Yes Lu?”

“Do you have any tattoos?”

“Yes Lu.”

“No way! Where?”

“Wouldn‘t yooou like to know.”

“Are they on your butt?”


“Are they on your boobs then?”

“No dork and stop guessing!”

“I’m not a dork… *hiccup* you’re a dork.”

“It‘s on my back dork.”

“Let me see!”

“Okay. Help me up… or not. Wait. I got it… I got it… okaaaaay.”

“Stripper! Stripper! Stripper! We have a stripper on aisle two!” *hiccup*

“Shut up and get down from there!”

“I didn‘t get up on anything, you fell over again. Hold still I wanna see your tattoo.”

“Dammit Lu, yer hands are cold!”

“It’s beeeeeeautiful! I wanna tattoo.”

“Michael would shit bricks, two of ‘em even.”

“I know but I got an idea.” *hiccup*

“Oh god.”

“I have a marker.”


“Yes yes yes!”

“No and put it back in your bag, Lu.”

“No and give me a tattoo, Jody.”

“Nooooooo fuckin’ way Lu.”

“I’ve always wanted one right here.”

“Hey! Put your fuckin’ dress down!”

“No! Just fuck the draw… fuck the draw…”

“Put it down!”

“Fuck the draw… draw me a fuck… fuck me a draw…”

“Put it down Luna!”

“Draw a fucking butterfly please.” *hiccup*

“No and put your dress down before someone walks in.”

“No. There’s no one here and you know it. Draw.”

“I don’t draw butterflies, lady.”

“I don’t think you can even spell butterfly.”

“…gimmie the marker.”

“Yay, a butterfly!”

“Hold reeeally still.”

“That tickles!”

“Hold stiller.”

“I’m holding as stiller as possible.”

“Done. Now put yer damn dress down, lady.”

“Yay, thank-you! I’m gonna go look in the mirror.”

“Oh god. I got to get outa here.”

“What was that?”

“I said… you look great from the rear.”

“Um. Thanks Jody but I think you’ve had enough to drink tonight, okay? I’ll be right back.”

 “Uh… okay Lu… thanks.”

Luna left the room but forgot where she was going. Jordon passed out on the floor. Michael was out of town for a few days, but this wasn’t over.

1 comment:

  1. LOL, that was funny. I need to read more of your stuff... I need to get a blog for people to not read. LOL.