Luna:
“Hi, papa! I found a cool pair of shoes today. Can I have
them?”
“That depends, are they appropriate for school?”
“Of course.”
“Do they have heels?”
“No.”
“Are they expensive?”
“Kinda.”
“Are they durable?”
“Oh yes, very.”
“Do they have cleats?”
“Maybe.”
“Luna.”
“Can I have them?”
“No.”
“Oh, come on!”
“What on earth do you need a pair of cleats for?”
“So I can run real fast.”
“I don’t like the sounds of that.”
“And for kicking people.”
“Or that!”
“Dammit, I want those fucking shoes!”
“You watch your mouth!”
“No, YOU watch your mouth.”
*grrrr*
“Okay fine! I'll watch my mouth.”
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