Friday, July 11, 2014

Shoe In


“Hi, papa! I found a cool pair of shoes today. Can I have them?”

“That depends, are they appropriate for school?”

“Of course.”

“Do they have heels?”


“Are they expensive?”


“Are they durable?”

“Oh yes, very.”

“Do they have cleats?”



“Can I have them?”


“Oh, come on!”

“What on earth do you need a pair of cleats for?”

“So I can run real fast.”

“I don’t like the sounds of that.”

“And for kicking people.”

“Or that!”

“Dammit, I want those fucking shoes!”

“You watch your mouth!”

“No, YOU watch your mouth.”


“Okay fine! I'll watch my mouth.”

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