Friday, October 17, 2014

Execution


Alex:


“Luna, what are you doing?”

“Swatting flies.”

“With a frying pan?”

“You got a better idea?”

“Use a flyswatter.”

“Duh, what do you think this is.”

“Dammit! Take it easy on the countertops.”

“Missed him.”

“Imagine that.”

“There’s one on the fridge.”

“Luna, that’s going to leave a mark.”

“Bullseye!”

“Oh my god…”

“Hold still. There’s one on your shoulder.”

“Don’t you dare!”

“Drat! You scared it away.”

“Give that here.”

“But I’m not done yet.”

"I think you are.”

“Fine.

“Thank-you.”

“I’ll just go back to using a knife then.”

“Luna?”

“Yes?”

“Get out of the kitchen.”

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