Cupcake

Michael to Luna: 

“Come here and take off that silly hat. What did you do all day?”

“Nothing.”

“I can believe it. What’s for dinner?”

“Candy!”

“You forgot to make something, didn’t you.”

“No. I planned on candy.”

“Dammit Luna! I’m hungry.”

“Want a cupcake?”

“Give it here, so I can squish it in your face.”

“No, sheesh! That’s not very nice.”

“Don’t eat the cupcake.”

“Why?”

“You’re not supposed to have sweets before dinner.”

“Oh wow, someone’s not listening.”

“Give it here!”

“Hey! Give that back.”

*squish*

“Bon appetit.”