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Two guards:


“Dude, what’s up with Luna?”

“She’s in deep shit. Went off on Asa and he wasn’t having it. He kicked her out.”

“So she’s staring at us through the window?”

“Yup.”

“That’s creepy, man.”

“She’s been there for hours.”

“So, where is Asa?”

“I don’t know but he left strict orders not to let her back in.”

“Oh come on, man. It’s cold outside!”

“No it’s not.”

“It is too. Look, she’s pressing her boobies against the glass just to keep them warm.”

“Don’t fall for it, dude.”

“Fine, I won’t let her back in.”

“Good thinking.”

“I’ll just go outside and talk to her.”

“Asa's going to kick your ass.”

“Asa ain’t here, man.”

“Actually, he's right behind you.”