Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Downtown I

Two Cops:

“Damn, I can’t believe we picked up Luna again.”

“I can. That bitch is crazy.”

“Go ahead and put her in your car.”

“No way, man. Put her in yours.

“Fuck that. The last time I did she set it on fire.”

“Oh yeah? Well she threw up in mine.”

“I hear the sergeant’s been banging her in his car.”

“Lucky bastard.”

“No shit.”

“Maybe we should just let her go.”

“I like that idea.”

“You know, in the interest of public safety.”

“I’d feel safer.”

“Yup, me too.”

“Are you going to get your handcuffs back?”

“It doesn't look like it.”

“She’s admiring them, isn't she.”


“See you back at the station.”

1 comment:

  1. This made me smile. Now give the nice policemen back their cuffs.... those are so early 2000's any way.