“Excuse me, Ma’am? Have you seen a young girl pass by? She’s short with long dark hair, wearing a black dress with…
She went that way? Thank-you.
Pardon me, Sir? Have you seen a young girl running around? She’s short with long dark hair, wearing a black dress with red boots…
She went in there? Are you kidding me? Fuck. If you’ll excuse me.
Hello there. It seems I would like a ticket to whatever is playing in this theatre. Thank-you. So what is playing tonight?
Great, judging by the look on your face I don’t even want to know.
Usher, excuse me but have you seen a young girl come through? She’s short with long black hair, wearing a black dress, red boots and a spiky leather collar.
Never mind, I see her. She’s climbing on stage and it appears I’ve bought a ticket to a male strip show. Excuse me.
Whoa lady! Hey, don’t be grabbing me there! Jesus, I got to get out of here, these chicks are crazy.
Damn. Guess I’ll just wait outside by the back door. They should be kicking her out at any...”