Saturday, April 4, 2015

Basket Case

Asa to Alex:

“What the fuck are you watching?”

“The news.”

“Give me the remote. That shit is stupid.”


“Whoa, wait. Is that Luna?”

“Oh my god. I think it is.”

“What the hell is she doing at an Easter egg hunt?”

“I think she’s dressed as a bunny!”

“Yeah but not the Easter bunny.”

“Oh my god.”

“I bought her that outfit.”

“You idiot, go pick her up!”

“Why me?”

“Because you bought her that, you asshole.”

“Fair enough… and my pleasure.”

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