Alex to Asa:
“Where’s Luna?”
“Michael locked her in her room.”
“Uh-oh. Why?”
“For chasing down an ice cream truck.”
“That’s nothing new.”
“With a hammer.”
“Oh dear.”
“Apparently, she didn’t like the song that was playing.”
“Christ.”
“She took care of it though.”
“I bet she did.”
“That’s not all.”
“Oh god. What else?”
“She took it for a spin.”
“She what!”
“Then brought it back here.”
“Where the fuck did she park it?”
“In the garage.”
“Amazing.”
“The doors were still down but she got it in the garage.”
“Are you serious?”
“Yup.”
“I bet Michael is so pissed.”
“I can hear him nailing her door shut, as we speak.”
“Hey, well at least he got his hammer back.”
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