Bird Brain

Michael:

“Luna, what do you have in your hands?”

“A bird.”

“Why are you carrying it around the house?”

“For fun.”

“Take it back outside before it gets away.”

“Okay.”

“Did you just put it in your mouth?”

*nods* 

“What the fuck did you do that for? Don’t answer that. 

Just go set it free, will you?

Idiot.”