Saturday, November 15, 2014

Key Lime Turkey Pie


“Luna, what are you doing?”

“Stuffing a turkey.”

“With what, dare I ask?”

“It’s a surprise.”

“I don’t like your kitchen surprises.”

“You don’t like any of my surprises, sir.”

“No, I don’t. Just promise me you’ll be careful, okay? I got to go. I’m late for a meeting.”

“I hate your stupid meetings.”

“I know you do.”

“Stay home then.”

“I wish I could but I can’t.”


 “Where are my keys? They were sitting right here.”

“Not sure. Move so I can put this bitch in the oven.”

“You stop.”

“It’s kind of heavy, sir.”

“Luna, where are my keys?”


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