Saturday, November 15, 2014

The Soprano

Asa to Alex:

“What the hell is that noise?”

“It’s Luna. She’s drunk again, out on the balcony singing opera.”

“Make her stop.”

“You. I think it’s funny.”

“It’s embarrassing.”

“She’s actually pretty good at it.”

“She is not, you fuckball!”

“Did you know she could sing in Italian?”

“That is not Italian.”

“Whatever. I love it when she pisses you off.”

“I’m putting a stop to this.”

“Great, so what’s stopping you?”

“The sword and viking helmet.”

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