Saturday, November 1, 2014

My Apologies


“Hello Luna.
I read your apology letter to the school board.
You spelled cock sucker wrong.
And there’s no need to hyphenate mother fuckers.
What were you thinking.
Oh and for future reference, the gentleman’s name is Peter.
Simply Peter.
Unfortunately the school board read your letter before I did.
Michael is waiting for you downstairs.
You’re on your own, little missy.
Or is ‘Little Miss Luna Bitch to You Wrinkled Assholes’ your official new title.
Thanks for the bird, sunshine.

Talk later.”

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