Medic

Stranger:

“Hey you! 
Come here.
What’s your name?
Never mind, I don’t care.
I like your style.
I also like your short skirt of yours.
It shows off your ass when you dance.
But you already knew that, didn’t you.
Come home with me, now.
Why not?
Which guy.
Never mind, I don’t care.
Hey get back here. 
I wasn’t done talking to you. 
I ain’t taking no for an answer.
Fuck that hurt.
I hate it when they kick me there.
Medic?”

Bullseye

Alex to Luna:

“What’s with the paint gun, sweetie? 
You look mad. 
Was it something I said? 
Maybe we could talk about it.
Ouch!
Okay, maybe not.
That hurt, Luna. We’re a little close to be…
Ow, fuck!
Fine, I’ll back up.
You had to pick hot pink, didn’t you. 
Hey! 
You aim a little higher, young lady.
Okay, you know what? Just stop shooting.
Cut it out!
Dammit.
That’s it....
Aha!
I’ve got your weapon now. It’s not so funny anymore, is it!
Hmmm, I’ve never shot one of these before.
Bang!
Hahaha! A direct hit.
Sorry, Luna.
Bang!
And another one!
I really do apologize.
This is fun! 
No, you can’t have it back.
No, I won’t stop using sound effects either.
Where are you going? 
Please don’t walk away.  
Dammit, she’s still walking away.
Oh dear, the temptation is killing me.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! 
Ha! 
Right in the keister.
Don’t look at me that way, you had it coming. 
And you probably have this one coming, too! 
*click*
Oh shit. 
Seem to be out of ammo.
Hi, Luna! 
My sweet, little, precious, Luna.
Don’t come any closer, okay?
I’m not kidding, you’re scaring me.
Oh dear.
Fuck it.
I’m running.”

Brothers

Lucas:

 “Hey, Michael!
I like that girl of yours, she’s crazy.
What do you mean which one? 
Luna.
I just spent a little time with her in the rose garden.
In case you were wondering about all the scratches.
She has a few too but they didn’t come from the roses, hehehe.
So tell me, how old is she?
Nice.
And how attached are you?
Fuck dude, settle down!
No, I’ll back off. 
I get it.
You’re attached.
But you could’ve fooled me.”

Cars

Luna: 

“This party is crazy and way too loud.
I need to take a break.
Sweet, there’s Asa’s car.
Wonder if it’s unlocked.
Fuck yes, I’m crawling inside.
Man, I love this car.
Love how it smells.
And it’s really fun to drive!
Michael would never let me drive.
Alex wouldn’t either but Asa taught me how.
Don’t know what they’re so afraid of.
Not like having a car would get me in any more trouble than I….
Holy shit! The keys are in the ignition.
No.
Fucking.
Way.
Man, wish I wasn’t so tanked. 
I’d love to take it for a drive.
Maybe he wouldn’t notice if I just went around the block.
Hmmm.
You know, it’s really weird Asa forgot his keys.
And left his car unlocked.
Wait a minute… 
I know what’s going on here.
I bet he’s trying to set me up, just to get me in trouble!
Well fuck that. 
It ain’t going to work, this time.
Speak of the devil. There he is and he's headed right this way.
I’ll show him.
I can be a good girl when I want to be. 
Hey, what’s he doing?
That’s weird.
He’s getting into another car.
And it looks an awful lot like this one.
Oh.
My. 
God.
I’m in somebody else’s car!
Fuckity, fuck, fuck fuck. Get me out of this stupid thing before somebody sees me, holy shit!
God dammit, I hate cars.
Stupid fucking cars. 
Don’t do anything but get me in trouble.

Boys

“Hi there!
You must be Luna.
My name is Lucas. 
I’m Michael’s brother.
Careful!
You nearly fell down.
You’re a shy one, aren’t you.
I can tell.
Michael told me all about you. 
But he forgot to mention how pretty you are.
Oh sorry, didn’t mean to make you blush.
Please don’t hide that little face of yours.
Say, I was headed to the kitchen but got lost.
Do you think you could you point the way?
You don’t have to take me yourself Luna.
I hate to bother you and I’m sure I could find it.
But holding your hand is nice.
Ah, here it is.
How did I miss it!
You’re very helpful, Luna.
I hear someone coming, perhaps it’s Michael.
Why are you hiding in the cupboard?
Silly girl.
My mistake, not Michael.
Jesus christ.
I’ve never met you.
Asa?
Lucas, my pleasure I think.
What’s that?
You’re looking for Luna?
Haven’t seen her.
See you around then…
You fucking freak."

This Time

“You look mad, Asa.”
“I am mad.”
“What’d I do this time?”
“You know damn well what you did.”
“Oh, I take it you found the wine stain on your carpet.”
“No.”
“You want your cigars back?”
“No... I mean, yes! Now try again.”
“Is this about the fire I built on the deck?”
“What!”
“Don’t worry, I put it out.” 
“Dammit Luna.”
“Eventually.”
“Is there anything else I should know about?”
“Think I broke your toaster.”
“Just be quiet.”
“And the sliding glass door.”
“Shut up, Luna.”
“Oh and I found a bunch of spray paint!”
*growl*
“Okay, I think I’m out of guesses.”
“You better be.” 

Candy

Michael:

“Luna, come in and shut the door.

Have a seat.

Are you chewing gum?

Spit that out.

Thought I taught you better.

Sit up straight and look at me.

Are you high?

You look high.

Not funny, Luna.

I called you here to tell you something important.

No, I don’t have any candy.

You’re stoned out of your mind, aren’t you?

Don’t lie to me.

Your eyes are bloodshot.

I don’t care if it was some really good shit, Luna.

You do very stupid things when you get high.

Cut it out. No more.

Where did you get it from?

Stole it from Asa, should’ve known.

Should I tell him?

He’s standing right behind you.

Now is not the time to be asking around for candy.

Tell him what you did.

Of course he’s already figured it out.

He’s not stupid.

Asa, have a seat.

I have something important to say.

You might as well hear it, too.

Luna, get off his lap!

See what I mean?

Stupid things!

Sit over there and fold your arms.

I said fold them.

I’ve duct tapped that middle finger of yours down before.

Don’t think I won’t do it again.

Alright then.

Back to the reason you’re here.

My brother is coming to visit.

You haven’t met him yet.

He’ll be here tonight and stay a few days.

Fold them, Luna.

I would like you on your best behavior.

But somewhat expect your worse.

So Asa, I want you to take care of it.

Keep her out of trouble.

No, you can’t tie her down in the basement.

But tempting.

I have to go now, I’m late for a meeting.

One last thing, Asa.

Keep her out of your weed, will you?

She clearly can’t handle it.

I’ll see you two, tonight.

And remember Luna, your best behavior.

~~~

Asa:

“Little girl want a lollipop?”