Wednesday, April 30, 2014



“Luna, come in and shut the door.
Have a seat.
Are you chewing gum?
Spit that out.
Thought I taught you better.
Sit up straight and look at me.
Are you high?
You look high.
Not funny, Luna.
I called you here to tell you something important.
No, I don’t have any candy.
You’re stoned out of your mind, aren’t you?
Don’t lie to me.
Your eyes are bloodshot.
I don’t care if it was some really good shit, Luna.
You do very stupid things when you get high.
Cut it out. No more.
Where did you get it from?
Stole it from Asa, should’ve known.
Should I tell him?
He’s standing right behind you.
Now is not the time to be asking around for candy.
Tell him what you did.
Of course he’s already figured it out.
He’s not stupid.
Asa, have a seat.
I have something important to say.
You might as well hear it, too.
Luna, get off his lap!
See what I mean?
Stupid things!
Sit over there and fold your arms.
I said fold them.
I’ve duct tapped that middle finger of yours down before.
Don’t think I won’t do it again.
Alright then.
Back to the reason you’re here.
My brother is coming to visit.
You haven’t met him yet.
He’ll be here tonight and stay a few days.
Fold them, Luna.
I would like you on your best behavior.
But somewhat expect your worse.
So Asa, I want you to take care of it.
Keep her out of trouble.
No, you can’t tie her down in the basement.
But tempting.
I have to go now, I’m late for a meeting.
One last thing, Asa.
Keep her out of your weed, will you?
She clearly can’t handle it.
I’ll see you two, tonight.
And remember Luna, your best behavior.



“Little girl want a lollipop?”

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