Sunday, April 20, 2014


Dear Luna,

I got you this card for your birthday a few months ago.
Looks like I forgot to give it to you. 
Probably because of all the trouble you got in that day.
I’ll have you know my knee still hurts.
No doubt I’ll be scarred for life.
Still not sure how you got a hold of a weed whacker. 
I trust it’ll never happen again.
The shrubs out front might recover.
But the furniture in the parlor did not.
Which reminds me, I forgot to ground you.
So happy birthday and you’re grounded.
See you at dinner.
I brought you home a cake.

Love, Michael

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