Saturday, December 1, 2012

Breakfast is Served

Michael: “Anyone seen Luna?”

Alex: “Yes, I saw her about an hour ago, she came looking for the newspaper.”

Jordon: “I saw her a half hour ago, bitch stole my lighter.”

Asa: “I saw her ten minutes ago boss, she was headed for the kitchen… said she couldn’t get the oven to start, wanted to make you breakfast.”

Michael: “Lucky fucking me.”

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