Bored

Alex:  

“You look bored, Luna.”

“I am.”

“What would you like to do?”

“I know! Let’s watch a porno.”

“No!”

“I stole one from Asa but haven’t watched it yet.”

“I can only imagine what’s on it, being his.”

“No need to imagine, pressing play.”

“Please don’t.”

“Whoops! Too late.”

“Give me the remote. I’m not watching this.”

“Fine, here.”

“It doesn’t work, Luna. Seems to be missing its batteries.”

“Gosh, that’s weird.”

“Wait a minute… I recognize her!”

“Who?”

“The girl on the video. I know her from somewhere.”

“The one with the dick in her hand or the one with a dick up the…”

“Yes! The one with the… the first one, Luna.”

“Really.”

“I think I dated her in college but I can’t remember her name.”

“Well, according to the cover her name is Sassy, she is classy and likes it up the…”

“IT IS HER! I recognize that mole on her ass.”

“She looks stupid.”

“Now you’re jealous.”

“I’m not jealous. She’s a skank.” 

“A what?”

“A skank! Gross, look. Jesus, even I won’t do what she’s doing now.”

“Bet I could talk you into it.”

“What? No way.”

“I could get you to cave. Have you folding like a lawn chair.”

“Nu-uh! That’s gross.”

“Listen to you, acting like you have standards.”

“That’s it. I’m turning it off.”

“Hey! That’s not fair.”

“Screw you.”

“At least let me keep the tape.”

“No!”

*SMASH*

“Dammit, Luna.”

“Oh, hi Asa! Found something of yours. Catch!”